The car thief

The light  turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing,stopping at  the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by  accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman  was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed  her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and  makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her  window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The  officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took  her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of  hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was  escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was  waiting with her personal effects.
He said, ”I’m very sorry for  this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were  blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a  blue streak at him. I noticed the ‘What Would Jesus Do’ bumper sticker,  the ‘Choose Life’ license plate holder, the ‘Follow Me to Sunday-School’  bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the  trunk, so naturally….I assumed you had stolen the  car.”
Priceless…

nalz